Introduction

Hey, so my name is Callie and me and my friend Darcy decided that we really needed to start documenting all of the bad dates that I have been going on, and all of the awesome stories that we have from our past. We are starting this blog as somewhere that we can tell all these stories, hopefully help warn people about the douchebags that are on online dating websites, and really just have a good laugh. Listen shit happens in life you either laugh it up or let it go and we have decided to laugh at it and write it.

Just a note before we get started. These are stories that we find very amusing, and while our sense of humor may not be funny to everyone else, we would really appreciate if instead of commenting on how we are horrible people (we already know this), if you dont like a story, just please skip over it and not send us hate email. Also, some of these stories would be really embarassing for those guys and they are just too good not to tell, so out of respect for them (which most of them dont deserve our respect but we are taking the high road) we have changed their name, and we are taking major precautions to make sure that they do not find out we are writing about them. So if we write a story about Dan and your name is Dan and you think its about you... don't worry it isn't.  Don't be so vain. 

Also, if you like our stories and want to share our blog with your friends, we really wouldn't mind at all.  Actually the more people that we can entertain the better!  Also, if you have any really good stories that you want us to tell just send us an email and we can totally share for you.  Bad dating happens to everyone.

So have fun, have some laughs and maybe learn a thing or two because trust me you have probably screwed up a date too!